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Hi I'm Clarissa and I like things.

Current things:
Aquabats!
Adventure Time
animation things
Rooster Teeth
Achievement Hunter
AND JUST REALLY WEIRD STUFF IN GENERAL

I'M REALLY SORRY

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Apr 21 '14

pointetothesky:

Alphonse Mucha

"Alfons Maria Mucha (Ivančice, 24 July 1860 – Prague, 14 July 1939), often known in English and French as Alphonse Mucha, was a Czech Art Nouveau painter and decorative artist, known best for his distinct style. He produced many paintings, illustrations, advertisements, postcards, and designs."

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Apr 21 '14

369 notes (via weinerman-tested & the-hipsters-cat)Tags: Detentionaire the bae

Apr 21 '14

1,665 notes (via vanillucks & touhou2k14)Tags: Adventure Time animation

Apr 20 '14

4,717 notes (via anenemy & sexbangs)Tags: Rooster teeth bye bye desk ;w;

Apr 20 '14

hotelmario:

Meet n’ Fuck: Fuck or Die

you either FUCK 

OR YOU DIE! 

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Apr 20 '14

frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.

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Apr 20 '14
The Mountain Goats - How to Embrace a Swamp Creature (Heretic Pride)

How To Embrace A Swamp Creature - The Mountain Goats
I made it through town somehow
But who’s gonna save me now?

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Apr 20 '14

bukkkake:

bukkkake:

My Lvl 1 Rattata taking down a Lvl 50 Garchomp in just two moves!


LMFAOOOO

astheanchorsinks
this for you

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Apr 20 '14

beachcityblues:

Adventure Time doodles! <3

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Apr 20 '14

ilosttrackofmymoralcode:

Comic: Adventure Time - Seeing Red (Kaboom)

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